Some real Life Math ?
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ______________________________ OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime _____________________________ SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. _____________________________ GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. _____________________________ HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ______________________________ LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. ______________________________ PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. _____________________________ DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. _____________________________ HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT. Go to Previous message | Go to Next message | Back to Messages ASCII (ASCII)Greek (ISO-8859-7)Greek (Windows-1253)Latin-10 (ISO-8859-16)Latin-3 (ISO-8859-3)Latin-6 (ISO-8859-10)Latin-7 (ISO-8859-13)Latin-8 (ISO-8859-14)Latin-9 (ISO-8859-15)W. European (850)W. European (CP858)W. European (HPROMAN8)W. European (MACROMAN8)W. European (Windows-1252)Armenia (ARMSCII-8)Baltic Rim (ISO-8859-4)Baltic Rim (WINDOWS-1257)Cyrillic (866)Cyrillic (ISO-8859-5)Cyrillic (KOI8-R)Cyrillic (KOI8-RU)Cyrillic (KOI8-T)Cyrillic (KOI8-U)Cyrillic (WINDOWS-1251)Latin-2 (852)Latin-2 (ISO-8859-2)Latin-2 (WINDOWS-1250)Turkish (ISO-8859-9)Turkish (WINDOWS-1254)Arabic (ISO-8859-6, ASMO-708)Arabic (WINDOWS-1256)Hebrew (856)Hebrew (862)Hebrew (WINDOWS-1255)Chinese Simplified (GB-2312-80)Chinese Simplified (GB18030)Chinese Simplified (HZ-GB-2312)Chinese Simplified (ISO-2022-CN)Chinese Simplified (WINDOWS-936)Chinese Trad.-Hong Kong (BIG5-HKSCS)Chinese Traditional (BIG5)Chinese Traditional (EUC-TW)Japanese (SHIFT_JIS)Japanese (EUC-JP)Japanese (ISO-2022-JP)Korean (ISO-2022-KR)Korean (EUC-KR)Thai (TIS-620-2533)Thai (WINDOWS-874)Vietnamese (TCVN-5712)Vietnamese (VISCII)Vietnamese (WINDOWS-1258)Unicode (UTF-7)Unicode (UTF-8)Unicode (UTF-16)Unicode (UTF-32) | Full Headers Search Mail
Jokes & Riddles - 6 Answers
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whats the question...?
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A smart man + dumb woman = affair, lol this is hilarious.....
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lmfao so true
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lmao. very good.
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Haha the bit about the aunt was pretty funny
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the last one was funny.
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Thursday, October 14, 2010
How Would You Make A Halloween Costume Like This?
How Would You Make A Halloween Costume Like This?
http://www.dhgate.com/(pac-man)-ghost-mascot-costume-adult/p-ff808081277471ad01277a170d8e7808.html and this http://kr.ioffer.com/i/lovely-pac-man-adult-mascot-costume-146494337 i really don't feel like paying all that money, and i'm really good at sewing. so, anybody know? if you haven't already guessed i was inspired by this super hilarious video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIrvpn3k9A4&NR=1
Halloween - 1 Answers
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Buying a costume? Look at these online costume shops below. http://www.costumesupercenter.com/ http://www.spirithalloween.com/womens-costumes_teen-costumes/ http://www.costumeshopper.com/ http://www.halloweencostumesale.com/ https://www.halloween31.com/ http://www.anytimecostumes.com/costumes/ctn.html http://www.costumekingdom.com/ Have you considered making your own costume? Look at these great websites below. http://www.coolest-homemade-costumes.com/ http://www.robinsfyi.com/holidays/halloween/costumes.htm http://www.costumepage.org/hallocst.html Check out Ebay for great costume deals and professional quality homemade costumes.
http://www.dhgate.com/(pac-man)-ghost-mascot-costume-adult/p-ff808081277471ad01277a170d8e7808.html and this http://kr.ioffer.com/i/lovely-pac-man-adult-mascot-costume-146494337 i really don't feel like paying all that money, and i'm really good at sewing. so, anybody know? if you haven't already guessed i was inspired by this super hilarious video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIrvpn3k9A4&NR=1
Halloween - 1 Answers
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Buying a costume? Look at these online costume shops below. http://www.costumesupercenter.com/ http://www.spirithalloween.com/womens-costumes_teen-costumes/ http://www.costumeshopper.com/ http://www.halloweencostumesale.com/ https://www.halloween31.com/ http://www.anytimecostumes.com/costumes/ctn.html http://www.costumekingdom.com/ Have you considered making your own costume? Look at these great websites below. http://www.coolest-homemade-costumes.com/ http://www.robinsfyi.com/holidays/halloween/costumes.htm http://www.costumepage.org/hallocst.html Check out Ebay for great costume deals and professional quality homemade costumes.
Thursday, October 7, 2010
money covert SEK to USD?
money covert SEK to USD?
(SEK) 1 599,00 kr to usd and this is what i get $22300.0112 im guessing that means $230 right? need help now please about to make a purchase...
Other - Business & Finance - 3 Answers
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its actually $22,300.01
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1,599.00 KR is $222 USD.
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http://www.xe.com/ucc/ 159,900.00 SEK = 22,291.93 USD Sweden Kronor United States Dollars 1 SEK = 0.139412 USD 1 USD = 7.17300 SEK
(SEK) 1 599,00 kr to usd and this is what i get $22300.0112 im guessing that means $230 right? need help now please about to make a purchase...
Other - Business & Finance - 3 Answers
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its actually $22,300.01
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1,599.00 KR is $222 USD.
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http://www.xe.com/ucc/ 159,900.00 SEK = 22,291.93 USD Sweden Kronor United States Dollars 1 SEK = 0.139412 USD 1 USD = 7.17300 SEK
Friday, October 1, 2010
Some guy offered me money to have sex with him. help please!?
Some guy offered me money to have sex with him. help please!?
hey guys, What would you do if some guy (not too good looking / not creepy either)(im 20 and he is 45 i think) offered 100 000 norwegian kr(according to google, that would be 18433 us dollars) to have sex with him. I don't trust him, but at the same time, that is a lot of money and try to be honest with me(and yourself), it is tempting, isn't it? I don't have any problems having sex for this money, i don't know why but i just don't see anything wrong with it. Am i blind? Is there anything i should consider before doing this?? Its my second year in law school and to be honest, sometimes i cant even afford food and have to wait til the next paycheck to buy something i need (books etc), it has been like that since i can remember and he is offering me money that will make me live like a princess for a whole year, i wont have to worry about buying books too late etc, and since i go to a private school(i pay like 7373 dollars only a half semester, I really need the money, but i have never had sex for money before, its scary, is there anything i should know? please help i don't know who to talk about this with (if its relevant to know, he has seen me at work MANY times, that's how i "know" him)
Singles & Dating - 9 Answers
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wowww not good
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just use protection.. thts all i have to say.
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"I don't have any problems having sex for this money" You answered yourself. Answer mine? http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AksSwL9Emt9aasGmMdrKHjMJ53NG;_ylv=3?qid=20110616044046AA4Km8S
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Your numbers must be off because I doubt any man would pay that much for sex and it would be rounded off to 18,000 not 18,433. But hey, if your not insulted by the offer and need to cash then go for it, just be careful and use protection. And make sure he pays cash before you have sex. Nice hips by the way !
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Heya Troll, how's it going?
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no its prostitution! u will feel cheap and dirty
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MAKE SURE HE IS NOT A COP..... ENJOY ........... WANNA TALK??? jcotnoir_02@yahoo.com
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Hmmm.. well sweety.. yup it is tempting... but there are consequences to ... u dont know the guy... u cant trust him ... he might blackmail u later... well its understood how imp that money is to you... well if u really want it badly..soo badly then u can go ahead with very very much pre-cautions.. ask him the terms... no one will provide that much money just for one time... u need to be clear what exactly he wants from u for that much money... next things is he going to record this video and stuff ... take pictures or wat not.. will he do that... am sure u dont havinf s3x wid him video to be around world... so u gota take care of that... Another case. once he know how u can giveurself to money,, he can refer u to his frnds or someone... then later those people try to contact u for that... so ru sure u gonna handle that....if it comes to that... social humiliation .... he might be hiv infected... how u gonna know that... ofcourse he is goign to say no ... for sure.. so is this money worth getting infected and die... as u can see there are alot of consequences of ur actions... but it is gud money... ur a better judge .. we can provide u suggestions.... i'd better stay as how ur .. find another way making money... but if ur too lazy and want quick money... take all precautions i said.. and have fun and make money.. hope this helps have fun
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Trust me,he is only on a evil mission,pls dont acept it,dont play with your life and career,manage what you have,ok?im a guy & really scared for you,plss dont do it god loves you and he will provide for all your needs.
hey guys, What would you do if some guy (not too good looking / not creepy either)(im 20 and he is 45 i think) offered 100 000 norwegian kr(according to google, that would be 18433 us dollars) to have sex with him. I don't trust him, but at the same time, that is a lot of money and try to be honest with me(and yourself), it is tempting, isn't it? I don't have any problems having sex for this money, i don't know why but i just don't see anything wrong with it. Am i blind? Is there anything i should consider before doing this?? Its my second year in law school and to be honest, sometimes i cant even afford food and have to wait til the next paycheck to buy something i need (books etc), it has been like that since i can remember and he is offering me money that will make me live like a princess for a whole year, i wont have to worry about buying books too late etc, and since i go to a private school(i pay like 7373 dollars only a half semester, I really need the money, but i have never had sex for money before, its scary, is there anything i should know? please help i don't know who to talk about this with (if its relevant to know, he has seen me at work MANY times, that's how i "know" him)
Singles & Dating - 9 Answers
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wowww not good
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just use protection.. thts all i have to say.
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"I don't have any problems having sex for this money" You answered yourself. Answer mine? http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AksSwL9Emt9aasGmMdrKHjMJ53NG;_ylv=3?qid=20110616044046AA4Km8S
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Your numbers must be off because I doubt any man would pay that much for sex and it would be rounded off to 18,000 not 18,433. But hey, if your not insulted by the offer and need to cash then go for it, just be careful and use protection. And make sure he pays cash before you have sex. Nice hips by the way !
5 :
Heya Troll, how's it going?
6 :
no its prostitution! u will feel cheap and dirty
7 :
MAKE SURE HE IS NOT A COP..... ENJOY ........... WANNA TALK??? jcotnoir_02@yahoo.com
8 :
Hmmm.. well sweety.. yup it is tempting... but there are consequences to ... u dont know the guy... u cant trust him ... he might blackmail u later... well its understood how imp that money is to you... well if u really want it badly..soo badly then u can go ahead with very very much pre-cautions.. ask him the terms... no one will provide that much money just for one time... u need to be clear what exactly he wants from u for that much money... next things is he going to record this video and stuff ... take pictures or wat not.. will he do that... am sure u dont havinf s3x wid him video to be around world... so u gota take care of that... Another case. once he know how u can giveurself to money,, he can refer u to his frnds or someone... then later those people try to contact u for that... so ru sure u gonna handle that....if it comes to that... social humiliation .... he might be hiv infected... how u gonna know that... ofcourse he is goign to say no ... for sure.. so is this money worth getting infected and die... as u can see there are alot of consequences of ur actions... but it is gud money... ur a better judge .. we can provide u suggestions.... i'd better stay as how ur .. find another way making money... but if ur too lazy and want quick money... take all precautions i said.. and have fun and make money.. hope this helps have fun
9 :
Trust me,he is only on a evil mission,pls dont acept it,dont play with your life and career,manage what you have,ok?im a guy & really scared for you,plss dont do it god loves you and he will provide for all your needs.
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